H: Our first joint-post!
B: Here we both are, it's 11:28 p.m...
H: Hi!
B: Just having a little tift about the way I chew gum and do '...' more than three times...
H: Brooklyn chews gum SO annoyingly (as do all people) (she just spit it out- VICTORY is mine once again), and makes like so many '...'s that I am forced to edit down her posts. ALSO, just learned something new. She uses "caps lock" every time she needs a capital letter (don't most of us just use shift?).
B: Just attempted to spit my gum out and it fell on the floor... oh my life... hungry... thirsty... wanting my gum back.
H: What's your favorite food? Mine is (are?) wings (extra
honey bbq, please). We are not talking as we do this. It's beginning to get a little awkward.
B: My favorite food... impossible to say, I was just going to mention how silent we were... great minds think alike (does that apply?).
H: I don't think so, but nice attempt at being philosophical (anyone notice that she has scaled her ...s down to three?). Brooklyn just flossed her teeth, yet just emerged eating
Twizzlers. Hold on while she brushes her teeth for the second time.
B: Actually the first. Flossed, ate some twizzler, brushed. Um, yeah so I have been wearing the same shirt for I think more than 24hrs. Time to change.
H: Ew Brooklyn is gross. Guess who's side of the room is constantly a filthy mess?
B: Neither... I've been clean the past week! This is a really un-stimulating conversation... let's get a little more interesting please, we have more to offer than just this pathetic mess.
H: Do we? Bahaha.
B: I expect so, let' tell a story... we can add on to each other's writing who shall start?
H: Once upon a time...
B: There was a most BEAUTIFULLLLL girl named Brooklyn
H: (I have to spell check all of Brooklyn's posts), but an ever MORE beautiful, talented, clever, smart, fabulous girl named Hayden Aravis Bentley. One day, she sliced her sister's head off. The End.
B: That was a really unrealistic story... heh hem.
H: If by unrealistic you mean realistic, you got is sissy.
H & B: We have shopping to do in the morning and need our beauty rest.
Over and out.
H & B